my buddy and I were sitting on a wooden bench on a rooftop terrace with two super cute chicks on the other side of the table. my bag was on the bench, between my friend and I.
at some point, my buddy tells me: “dude, i think your phone is vibrating in your bag !”. at this moment, we both saw my phone, on the table.
we all understood in a loud (and very VERY embarrassing) silence that my stomach didn’t put up with the indian food I had earlier …
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This morning I farted in the elevator. I thought it would be a silent one. I was wrong. |
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True story: I’m in front of the whiteboard in physics class, doing a presentation. I have a cold and I’m about to sneeze for the 3rd time, but fortunately manage to pinch my nose to keep it in. It did keep my sneeze “in”, but the pressure had to come out anyways … That’s how I left a loud high-pitched wind escape in front of 40 of my school mates. |
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i leave home this morning, and smile while walking on sunny st marks place up to second avenue’s light, where, after a quick look over my right shoulder to ensurei’m alone, i happily and loudly fart (yes, that makes me happy). still smiling, i look left and now face a cute girl, who apparently i didn’t see before and who is staring at me too - with disgust. |
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