A family trip to the water park turned into more than I bargained. My sister and I waited for over an hour at the boogie board ride. A foot bridge offered those waiting a view on those showing off their skills on the ride. Finally, my turn came. I swooped into the ride, going up one side, then promptly falling off the board and having the rush of the water swiftly remove my trunks to reveal to those waiting my full frontal self. My trunks washed away and I was left to chase after them naked.
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i leave home this morning, and smile while walking on sunny st marks place up to second avenue’s light, where, after a quick look over my right shoulder to ensurei’m alone, i happily and loudly fart (yes, that makes me happy). still smiling, i look left and now face a cute girl, who apparently i didn’t see before and who is staring at me too - with disgust. |
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