My Life Sucks - Big Time ... !

My Second job.

Rus529 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:44:24 +0000

This damn economy. Everything keeps going up except my pay. I’m not complaining about my job. I like my job, and it used to pay pretty good. But with everything getting more expensive, it’s just not enough. So I had to get a second part-time job. Now after working all day I get to go to Wal-Mart and push carts in. My Life Sucks.

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Another reason my life sucks

twit — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:05:06 +0000

I spent all day cooking this really nice dinner for a bunch of my friends, and this guy I like was supposed to be there…so I wanted to show off my AMAZING cullinary abilities. Anyway, I got this nice outfit on and dinner was going great, we were all laughing and flirting and it was a really good night. But, as I came out of the kitchen with a fabulous chocolate something, I noticed they were all staring at me strangely. Then the guy I like comes up to me and takes the dessert away while leaning in to whisper, “You’re dress is open.” I look down and am horrified to see my chest out in all it’s glory. The guy kind of smirked at me and I laughed with much embarrasment, running out of the room. I couldn’t bring myself to look at them after that, and they all left, laughing their heads off. I am so lame. I should’ve handled it gracefully, but instead I was a coward. I suck. And WHAT was that smirk about??

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Cheat or not to cheat???

Toni — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:33:13 +0000

I am stuck between a rock and a hard place! My wife always has an excuse on why she doesn’t want to have sex with me. Oral sex, forget about it. I get so mad at night that I literally want to leace the house and pick up a ramdom fluzy. I have no problems picking up chicks but my conscience is a convicting hawk. I have a chance to dick down an old fling. Should I???

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Tails I lose

Chad — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:33:16 +0000

So I ask out this girl. I take her to your typical downtown fancy restaraunt. I’m tall, blonde hair, very athletic, and am a medical doctor. Can’t go wrong.

Mid way through appetizers my stomach starts feeling bad. I make a few trips to the bathroom. On the third trip back my dates face is beet red. I ask her what’s wrong she says there’s a stream of toilet paper dangling from the back of your pants. I turn to find 4 feet of toilet paper, a veritible streamer, trailing me. Oh and everyone one in the place saw it. She excuses herself and doesn’t return.
My life sucks!!!!

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Imitation

stupid — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:19:07 +0000

My friend, who I happen to be head over heels for, did something rather odd this morning. He walked into me, but in the way where you can tell he meant to do it just to touch me. That’s what I thought.

When he walked by again, I moved just a bit closer, so that his shoulder would touch mine. The result? A disgusted stare, and a ‘What the heck?’ Of course, everyone in the room saw my obvious display of desire, and watched me get rejected. Not fun.

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guys suck

numbskull — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:00:19 +0000

Okay…so I was at a party with a guy that I’m totally gooey over. Love him, love to think about him, so on, so forth. But apparently I’m not good enough for him. He wanted me and some other chick, (that I happen to loathe with a passion) to fool around together just to, you know, “get him hot” What a dick. Now, I’m not stuck up. I’ve done unspeakable things in the bedroom, but why did this guy have ruin what admiration I had for him? he has horrible taste. a taste for the girl i HATE…..life sucks, and here I am, making my ears pop…oh well, screw him. i dont want a guy who would actually f**k that hole anyway….

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9 years down the toilet

Ragaish Deshpande — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:23:32 +0000

I am married to a wife who provides no sex. In the event we have sex, which is about once every 15 months, she complains about work during the whole thing. That’s right, my wife bitches about work during sex. So any oral sex being performed is being performed by me because her mouth is too busy whining about her female boss or some other jack ass at work. Well the other day while enduring one of our lame sexual encounters she got so busy bitching and complaining she started bitching about her lesbian lover. My pain in the ass wife, who spends all her money on herself and leaves all the bills to me and drives a Mercedes which I pay for is cheating on me with a woman. My life totally sucks. Here is the only upside. At first I felt horrible as though I was such a bad man my wife found real sensitivity in another woman. Then I found out the other woman is a, get this, a professional ‘psychic’ and has long history of conning people. My dumbbell money bags wife has been bank rolling this shyster for over 11 months. I wonder if her psychic friend predicted the divorce papers I served her 2 weeks ago.

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Sex? what’s that?

Sam — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:54:16 +0000

I can sympathize with the comments from the guy earlier. I’m similar to him… just the nice guy that girls like, but dont wanna sleep with. I have tons of friends that are girls, but never girlfriends… I’m 38, live at home and have had sex with 1 girl my whole life… that’s right ONE(only dated for about a month). Over the past 10 years I’ve spent about $30,000 in strip clubs. stupid, stupid, stupid. My logic is: sure, I can see free porn everyday on the internet, but to get beyond the 1 dimensional and get to see tits and pussy, might as well go to a tittie bar cause I dont get it anywhere else… Might as well put my $$ down the toilet cause I dont see it anymore and I dont get anything special benefits there… that’s all I’ll spare you for now…

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Dating

Hopeless — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:02:30 +0000

I’m a fairly ok looking guy, in good shape, not fat or have a giant orange mohawk and messed up teeth or anything crazy. I’m nice, normal, not amazing or super cute or charming. I just don’t understand whats wrong with me, I cant get girls to like me. Never ever once in my life has a girl EVER liked me except maybe a couple crushes when I was 7. But those didn’t matter. I can talk to girls ok, but always get intimidated by other guys talking to girls I’m interested in.
I think I’m cursed. WHENEVER, and I Fucking mean WHENEVER I was EVER interested in a girl she either didn’t like me, or another guy came along and stole her. I’m very depressed now and so lonely. I just want someone to care about.

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My life sucks

Stephanie — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:44:27 +0000

I went through my whole life being rejected. Finally i fall inlove with someone that falls inlove with someone else.
So i completely hated life..And as if things couldnt get worst, i meet a guy at work that ends up being the first guy to give 2 cents bout me, then i realize what a douche he really is but like always girls are attracted to ass’s and i cant let him ( the poisin) go. We end up getting married. The bastard cheats on me. Leaves me with a child. Now we’re getting divorced and i just turned 21. Im living with my parents. I dont feel like an adult. I feel like a 11 yr old girl. I cant run my own life. I cant move out cuz i dont have a job. And even though ive been trying. Nothin seems to work out.

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Wells Fargo

loser — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:26:19 +0000

I work at Wells Fargo…. need I say more

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hate my husband

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:31:26 +0000

never thought my life wud turn out like this…. everyday i think of getting outta this marriage….been planning since 3 months into it……hate ma life but it has gotten so boring….def. need a vacation without my husband…..def. need some time off/away from him…..imagine getting up everyday for 2 yrs. with \” oh shit!\” being the first thought coming to ur mind..

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I starting to hate my boyfriend

Cat — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:04:38 +0000

Well we been together for almost 3 years but it feels like a decade. He is so negative he’s always cursing at me when i dont do exactly what he wants, and he wants me to suck his dick everytime we have sex and he know i dont like doing that shit. He told me all he cares about is having sex and that what he lives for. I dont think i want a guy like that he’s a pig and a ass hole i dont know what to do he just gets me so upset were im cant control my emotions and start to throw and break thing around the house. I just got a cd with calming music today and hopefully it can help my anger problem and to get myself back in control of my life. Oh and thanks for reading bye !!!!!!

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I am a dumb@ss

Russ — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:29:27 +0000

I’m a dubmass..

Times are hard right now.. there hard for me there hard for you, let’s face it there hard for everyone. So when it came time to go on vacation this year I decided that we just couldn’t afford it. No big deal really that’s just the way it is. My wife wouldn’t have it. She HAD to hava a vacation. So we try to take a small enexpensive vacation. My says she’ll pay. That didn’t happne. We get to our destination and I end up paying for everything. Now i CAN’T afford to pay my bills that are comming due. I’m a dumbass for caving in to my Wife, and she’s a Bi#@h.

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Why not me?

Bil — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:10:30 +0000

I have been handicapping horse racing for twenty years. I’ve gained good knowledge about breeding of excellent horses. My friend that I sit with uses the information I have and makes money every day. I don’t? He tells others that he handicapped the race and came up with the information that I gave him. Why can’t I use my information and make money too? Life sucks!!!

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I absolutely hate my life.

homie the clown — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:49:51 +0000

I had high hope living the life of married man but fate, seems without irony. Being married over 5 years now and ideal woman I married is becoming a perpetually eternal procrastinator. I find that ironic since I was hoping she’d work and I can get out of working full time to go back to study and finish my masters… Oh and the reason she quit her job, she wanted to prepare for having baby. It’s been 3 years since she quit her job and still no baby… Well, my life wouldn’t be so suck if we at least had frequent regular sex to try having baby but I’m married a woman who thinks she’s a virgin mary. Oh, and the rare time we do have sex which is about twice a year she farts in the middle of doing it and that really turns off everything.
I hate my life.

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Army Wife

Nicky — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:46 +0000

My husband got deployed right after we found out that I was pregnant. I am raising our daughter alone with no help. I am sleep deprived and today when I decided to take a nap for once, I missed my husband on the instant messenger. I can’t get any sleeep and when I try and take a nap I miss the one chance to talk to my husband. Trying to do everything alone is realy hard and I hate it when people say “how is it” How would you be if your Husband or Wife was in another cuntry getting shot at and bombed while you where at home trying to hold things together being a first time mom and running the house hold alone! You wouldn’t be good so stop asking how it is and saying you understand because you don’t unless you have been through it before. Instead pick offer to help and say what can I do or better yet just do something with out being ask. Everyone sends care packages to the soldiers which is awaome, but no one thinks about the single parents back here at home. OUr world just doesn’t stop because our soldier is deployed. A home cooked meal would be nice or mow our yard. Ever try to mow a yard with a 3 week old baby and no one to watch it. IT doesn’t happen. and despite what people think we can’t jsut hire everything done, we aren’t rich!

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long night on a plane …

damn it ... — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:44:04 +0000

for my last business trip, i had to take a red eye flight. i was lucky to be upgraded, so happy to enjoy the cool seats and sleep flat !
well, didn’t last: an old cute grandma had the same luck and spent the night next to me …. confusing her seat controls with mine !! every 20mn, she tried to lower or raise her seat, but was actually raising or lowering mine …
Red Eyes deserve their name !

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vibrating bench

vibrator — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:45:59 +0000

my buddy and I were sitting on a wooden bench on a rooftop terrace with two super cute chicks on the other side of the table. my bag was on the bench, between my friend and I.
at some point, my buddy tells me: “dude, i think your phone is vibrating in your bag !”. at this moment, we both saw my phone, on the table.
we all understood in a loud (and very VERY embarrassing) silence that my stomach didn’t put up with the indian food I had earlier …

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Accident

princess — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:01:40 +0000

Bra broke on my way to office last summer while hands were busy holding handbag and laptop….OMG, shit!!!!

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