My Life Sucks - Big Time … !

i leave home this morning, and smile while walking on sunny st marks place up to second avenue’s light, where, after a quick look over my right shoulder to ensurei’m alone, i happily and loudly fart (yes, that makes me happy). still smiling, i look left and now face a cute girl, who apparently i didn’t see before and who is staring at me too - with disgust.
Oh crap ……..