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My Second job.

This damn economy. Everything keeps going up except my pay. I’m not complaining about my job. I like my job, and it used to pay pretty good. But with everything getting more expensive, it’s just not enough. So I had to get a second part-time job. Now after working all day I get to go to Wal-Mart and push carts in. My Life Sucks.

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Another reason my life sucks

I spent all day cooking this really nice dinner for a bunch of my friends, and this guy I like was supposed to be there…so I wanted to show off my AMAZING cullinary abilities. Anyway, I got this nice outfit on and dinner was going great, we were all laughing and flirting and it was a really good night. But, as I came out of the kitchen with a fabulous chocolate something, I noticed they were all staring at me strangely. Then the guy I like comes up to me and takes the dessert away while leaning in to whisper, “You’re dress is open.” I look down and am horrified to see my chest out in all it’s glory. The guy kind of smirked at me and I laughed with much embarrasment, running out of the room. I couldn’t bring myself to look at them after that, and they all left, laughing their heads off. I am so lame. I should’ve handled it gracefully, but instead I was a coward. I suck. And WHAT was that smirk about??

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I starting to hate my boyfriend

Well we been together for almost 3 years but it feels like a decade. He is so negative he’s always cursing at me when i dont do exactly what he wants, and he wants me to suck his dick everytime we have sex and he know i dont like doing that shit. He told me all he cares about is having sex and that what he lives for. I dont think i want a guy like that he’s a pig and a ass hole i dont know what to do he just gets me so upset were im cant control my emotions and start to throw and break thing around the house. I just got a cd with calming music today and hopefully it can help my anger problem and to get myself back in control of my life. Oh and thanks for reading bye !!!!!!

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Accident

Bra broke on my way to office last summer while hands were busy holding handbag and laptop….OMG, shit!!!!

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Slam!

One time I was severely wronged in an insurance case. I had a van engaged in transportation on a meter basis, and a drive I had employed as a temp made a simple accident, backing into another car. His fault, nothing to do about that. But the car he backed into was a complete rusty wreck, valued at close to nothing (by the insurance company themselves). They fixed the car for about the same price of the value, so the “unlucky” other part got a car in a lot better shape. My part of the payment was quite substantial, so I went to complain. I was complaining that the insurance company approved the claim, even without seeing the car in the repair shop. I usually keep calm, but this guy really pissed me off with his arrogance. When I finally realized I had been screwed and there was nothing to do, I told him something, left his office and went across the hall to leave, and slammed the door shut. It closed with a loud bang, a really impressive exit that I did not expect, as the noise was so loud. But then I was even more surprised, as I found myself in the mens room, as I had taken the wrong door. When I left the mens room again, the insurance man was just laughing at me, while I found the right door to leave the building. Shortly after, I changed all my insurances to a more sensible insurance company.

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When someone tripping isn’t funny

I can’t help but laugh when someone trips. It’s funny!

I was at the movies when I saw a silhouetted figure move across the screen, making his way to the aisle. He tripped! I busted out laughing.

He didn’t get up.

He was having a heart attack. The paramedics came and took him away on a stretcher.

Now, I’m the asshole who laughed at a man who was having a heart attack.

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Doctors…

I had to do my first orthotics for the NY Marathon. So, I get this very good doctor. He made me a lot of tests, it took an hour. He even filmed me while I was running on a treadmill. Unfortunately, I was not aware that he had to see my entire legs, and not only my feet… I was wearing a leopard printed g-string …. Life sucks.

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Euro 2008 back pain ….

Sunday, because of a violent pain in my back, I went to the chiropractor. I was so happy I could find someone to work on me on a Sunday. This f****cker massaged me for 5mn and then put me under a kinda warm electric blanket for 45mn and watched the Spain-Italy soccer game, the very game I missed because of my pain ! And of course, charged me $250 for a Sunday consultation ….

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clean hair (cont.)

by the way, the next day she called me saying that it was wrong and she never would have made out with me if she hadn’t been drunk.
it’s been three months that I was hitting on her ….

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Expensive gum

Yesterday I lost a crown chewing gum. It was the most expexensive gum ever: $1,200.

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at least you can take out your own trash

I recently found out my spine is slipping down my ass. If that doesn’t suck enough, I have also fractured a vertebrae and have to have pine fusion surgery. I can barely sit or stand without pain and can’t do the simple things like take out my trash or vacuum. The worst part is, I can’t even enjoy the heavy duty pain meds my Doc has put me on. This sucks. At least it isn’t cancer.

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People SUCK!!!

Everyday I wake up to the same thing. A random chic from the night before. An empty job with little promise. Some where a long the line I lost my identity. I never wanted to be stuck behind a cork wall, let alone strapped to a desk like a ball and chain. Where did it go wrong…

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I suck …..

I went running yesterday evening for an hour. I’ve been passed by 18 girls, that’s one every 3mn. I had troubles breathing. Half of them didn’t even sweat. So much for my pride tonight …..

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silent

yesterday evening i was seating at a terrace, and saw a friend on the other side of the street.
as i couldn’t get up or scream his name, i called him.
i saw him take the phone out of his pocket, look at the screen, and put the phone back in his pocket shaking his head.

won’t call him again soon …

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commmmmando

today, i went commando to a picnic with friends in the park. did that to please my girlfriend - she seems to like that.
it’s only at the picnic while sitting on the grass that a friend made me realize there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts…..

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my full frontal self

A family trip to the water park turned into more than I bargained. My sister and I waited for over an hour at the boogie board ride. A foot bridge offered those waiting a view on those showing off their skills on the ride. Finally, my turn came. I swooped into the ride, going up one side, then promptly falling off the board and having the rush of the water swiftly remove my trunks to reveal to those waiting my full frontal self. My trunks washed away and I was left to chase after them naked.

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Paris and Puberty

13 years old, and I was on my first overseas adventure. We were group of students traveling to Paris to see all the sights. While waiting in line for the river boat tour, I yelled back to my friend Josh who was in line behind us. Only my voiced croaked in a booming pubescent squeal. That impressed all the girls in our group, especially the one I had a crush on. I\’m still embarrassed.

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intern?

on the terrace today, one of the managers asked me how long my internship was. it’s the second time this week. i’ve been with company for 5 years…

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the pigeon

at lunch, i grabbed a sandwich and went to central park to seat and enjoy the sun (and forget my boss). i remove my jacket and my tie, lay them on the bench, close my eyes and relax.
what had to happen happened: a pigeon thought it was a good idea to defecate on the collar of my jacket. the only thing is that i realized after putting it …

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comments on my blog

i spent last week end writing comments under different names on my blog to pretend it was receiving lots of traffic…

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