I am stuck between a rock and a hard place! My wife always has an excuse on why she doesn’t want to have sex with me. Oral sex, forget about it. I get so mad at night that I literally want to leace the house and pick up a ramdom fluzy. I have no problems picking up chicks but my conscience is a convicting hawk. I have a chance to dick down an old fling. Should I???
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I am married to a wife who provides no sex. In the event we have sex, which is about once every 15 months, she complains about work during the whole thing. That’s right, my wife bitches about work during sex. So any oral sex being performed is being performed by me because her mouth is too busy whining about her female boss or some other jack ass at work. Well the other day while enduring one of our lame sexual encounters she got so busy bitching and complaining she started bitching about her lesbian lover. My pain in the ass wife, who spends all her money on herself and leaves all the bills to me and drives a Mercedes which I pay for is cheating on me with a woman. My life totally sucks. Here is the only upside. At first I felt horrible as though I was such a bad man my wife found real sensitivity in another woman. Then I found out the other woman is a, get this, a professional ‘psychic’ and has long history of conning people. My dumbbell money bags wife has been bank rolling this shyster for over 11 months. I wonder if her psychic friend predicted the divorce papers I served her 2 weeks ago. |
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I’m a dubmass.. Times are hard right now.. there hard for me there hard for you, let’s face it there hard for everyone. So when it came time to go on vacation this year I decided that we just couldn’t afford it. No big deal really that’s just the way it is. My wife wouldn’t have it. She HAD to hava a vacation. So we try to take a small enexpensive vacation. My says she’ll pay. That didn’t happne. We get to our destination and I end up paying for everything. Now i CAN’T afford to pay my bills that are comming due. I’m a dumbass for caving in to my Wife, and she’s a Bi#@h. |
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Yesterday, I slept at my girlfriend’s. After a long shower in the morning, I tumbled singing out loud in the living room, naked. Her mother had arrived to bring us cakes for breakfast. She congratulated me for my voice. Hmmmm……. |
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yesterday evening we celebrated a new contract with some colleagues. i was soaked in vodka and knackered when i got home, but did my best to not wake up my girlfriend. |
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