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UGHHHH kinda dirty

UGH okay so my lyf suxx alOTT becuz I live in forks. ther’es lyk this group of vampyres and shit and they’re all pale and SOOOOPER sexxiii. theres one named edwin or somthing…idk and shit but lyk ive had a NUMERO 1 GIGANTE crush on dis kid since i was a fetus OK??!!!

soo im lyke giving him sexy/flirty/fucky looks and lyke licking lollipops in a sexy/flirty/fucky way infront of him lyke ALL The time 24/7 and shit and i think hes finally starting to notice me but NOOOOO. dis betch bella (shes lyke new and stuff i dont think shes PRETTY or ANYTHING but f*k it, alt of guyzz do but thats JUST cuzz shes n3w) okyy so im lyk texting edwin abt how i want his d!ck in my hole and lyke sending him sexy/flirty/fucky pics of my b00bz and dis BITCH BELLA JUST GOEZ UP AND TALKZ TO HIM. lyk everyone knows hes MIN3 and shit but nooooo..

UGHH I wanna kill dis bitch. what should i do?

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Please take the few minutes you have to read this.

Some of the people on here just think that their lives really suck when you obviously have no clue what goes on in other countries.
Innocent people in Iraq are dying, people in Africa are starving, people are getting raped and murdered. People are being diagnosed with cancer, going blind, deaf, mental illnesses, heart attacks, strokes. Troops are risking their lives for us to be selfish little bastards.

I know some people’s lives suck but just think about the millions of people who’s life really does suck.

Thank you and goodbye.

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don’t run

this morning, there was a good looking girl in the subway and we exchanged a few smiles during the trip. we came out at the same station, so i played cool and ran up the stairs jumping 4 steps at a time. but i missed one … and fell like a big old drunk sea lion …

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pins and needles …

Yesterday evening there was a super cute girl in the subway in front of me. I was doing my best to have a cool position and look clever while reading my book - and intermittently smiling at her.

First, despite my insistent smiling, she didn’t smile back and i must have looked weird. And then, when I stood up at my station, the “cool Fonzie-type position” had given me pins and needles in my legs and i miserably stumbled to the door ….

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