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im so confused

i fell in love with a lad that was in my class and then he moved to saudi and i miss him greatly and he now has a girlfriend, so i tryed to move on and found another amazing lad but bes 4 years older than me and we are going through a rough patch in our friendship but he text me yesterday saying he missed me lots and i really do like him and miss him greatly but cant get the lad in sauid out of my head too.. im really confused who i like and i dont no what to do weather me and the other lad are just friends or if there could possibally be something else to it.. if anyone has any word of advice i would greatlfully apprecaite it.. thank you in antisapation..

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Dream…

So my boyfriend and I have been together for one year now. Last night I had a dream about my ex boyfriend in which he wanted me back and I felt bad for my boyfriend but I was so happy that he asked. He told me he was going to leave his girlfriend and everything. I woke up from this dream this morning and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. If that ever happened in real life I would say no without a doubt because I love my boyfriend more than anything but I don’t know why I can’t stop thinking about my dream. I feel really bad, like I betrayed my boyfriend even though I didn’t do anything. My ex is such an asshole and it’s been 2 years since we broke up and I don’t know why this is bothering me. Either way, This sucks.

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Why me?

There is a really beautiful junior (I’m a sophomore) who liked me. So I ask her out, and we go out on 3 dates and she says “I don’t want to have a relationship”
However she still likes me and at first it didn’t make sense but now it does (month 5 of us “dating”) she is just to afraid to admit she likes me and way too self-concious to tell her friends, but legitly likes me.
Final summation, am I more pathetic for sticking aroun then she is for liking me and just using me?

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Yeah this really happened

I just got out of a 6 year relationship which was not my choice he tells me he feels trapped, is unhappy, and doesn’t want a relationship with anyone. So not even 2 months after I find out he is with someone whom I know and is known to be a lose woman. Talk about a kick in the gut!!!!!!

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ex is gettin married

I was dating the most amazing girl I’ve ever met we had amazing chemistry and made it through everything in what i thought was a blissful 2.5 years. One day out of no where she wants to break up with me and I find out she’s been sleeping with a 30 guy. ( We were both 20 at the time) she blew me off with no reasons but that she never loved me and was faking it the whole time, only because her parents wanted to see her with me. I just turned 23 today… 3 years after the breakup I am single and depressed without her after two more failed meaningless realationsips since. And she is getting married in 2 months to a guy who treats her like shit. FML!

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Tails I lose

So I ask out this girl. I take her to your typical downtown fancy restaraunt. I’m tall, blonde hair, very athletic, and am a medical doctor. Can’t go wrong.

Mid way through appetizers my stomach starts feeling bad. I make a few trips to the bathroom. On the third trip back my dates face is beet red. I ask her what’s wrong she says there’s a stream of toilet paper dangling from the back of your pants. I turn to find 4 feet of toilet paper, a veritible streamer, trailing me. Oh and everyone one in the place saw it. She excuses herself and doesn’t return.
My life sucks!!!!

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Imitation

My friend, who I happen to be head over heels for, did something rather odd this morning. He walked into me, but in the way where you can tell he meant to do it just to touch me. That’s what I thought.

When he walked by again, I moved just a bit closer, so that his shoulder would touch mine. The result? A disgusted stare, and a ‘What the heck?’ Of course, everyone in the room saw my obvious display of desire, and watched me get rejected. Not fun.

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guys suck

Okay…so I was at a party with a guy that I’m totally gooey over. Love him, love to think about him, so on, so forth. But apparently I’m not good enough for him. He wanted me and some other chick, (that I happen to loathe with a passion) to fool around together just to, you know, “get him hot” What a dick. Now, I’m not stuck up. I’ve done unspeakable things in the bedroom, but why did this guy have ruin what admiration I had for him? he has horrible taste. a taste for the girl i HATE…..life sucks, and here I am, making my ears pop…oh well, screw him. i dont want a guy who would actually f**k that hole anyway….

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Sex? what’s that?

I can sympathize with the comments from the guy earlier. I’m similar to him… just the nice guy that girls like, but dont wanna sleep with. I have tons of friends that are girls, but never girlfriends… I’m 38, live at home and have had sex with 1 girl my whole life… that’s right ONE(only dated for about a month). Over the past 10 years I’ve spent about $30,000 in strip clubs. stupid, stupid, stupid. My logic is: sure, I can see free porn everyday on the internet, but to get beyond the 1 dimensional and get to see tits and pussy, might as well go to a tittie bar cause I dont get it anywhere else… Might as well put my $$ down the toilet cause I dont see it anymore and I dont get anything special benefits there… that’s all I’ll spare you for now…

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vibrating bench

my buddy and I were sitting on a wooden bench on a rooftop terrace with two super cute chicks on the other side of the table. my bag was on the bench, between my friend and I.
at some point, my buddy tells me: “dude, i think your phone is vibrating in your bag !”. at this moment, we both saw my phone, on the table.
we all understood in a loud (and very VERY embarrassing) silence that my stomach didn’t put up with the indian food I had earlier …

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probably

Why does my grandma always have to wait for family reunions to tell me very loudly (she’s almost deaf) in front of everyone that I should hurry up to find someone before my apricot have withered. Love that lovely lonely silent moment ….

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don’t tell anyone

why are the emails i receive with a subject that says “i have to tell you…” always for penis enlargement and never real secret love letters ??

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clean hair

Saturday, I finally made out with the girl I’m in love with. I walked her back to her place …. to eventually spend 2 hours holding her hair over the toilet as she was drunk sick. Life sucks …!

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bbq sauce

A guy I really like at work, smart, unaccessible, good looking and always well dressed, finally asked me out.
He took me to a bbq restaurant, ate like a pig, spit while talking his mouth full, burped a few times, and eventually tried to kiss me in his car putting his hands full of bbq sauce in my hair ….
Disenchantment …. !!

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credit card

for the third time this month my card is being refused while paying for dinner ….
i just don’t care, sleeping alone is cool …

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