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Wells Fargo

I work at Wells Fargo…. need I say more

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long night on a plane …

for my last business trip, i had to take a red eye flight. i was lucky to be upgraded, so happy to enjoy the cool seats and sleep flat !
well, didn’t last: an old cute grandma had the same luck and spent the night next to me …. confusing her seat controls with mine !! every 20mn, she tried to lower or raise her seat, but was actually raising or lowering mine …
Red Eyes deserve their name !

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pokemon face

my niece found it funny yesterday evening to put all of her pokemon decals on my neck and face. i didn’t think i would have to use a pumice stone for an hour to get them off. i look super cool for my meeting this morning, i’m red as a tomato. F%&k …

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unannounced

This morning I farted in the elevator. I thought it would be a silent one. I was wrong.

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nothing else to do

I have nothing else to do at work this morning than to browse that kind of crappy sites …
It’s like this everyday.
Life sucks!

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The simple one

Today I had a meeting in which I was presenting the marketing plan of my dept for the next quarter.

When I asked my assistant “how do i look ?”, she didn’t tell me my fly was open.

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lonely

i arrived in the lunch room today, about 12 people already siting at the table. i’m happy, it’s nice out, and i launch a loud “hello everyone !”.

of course, nobody replies to me (besides the cleaning lady).
lonely, very lonely …… !

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shoes

This morning, as my boyfriend was about to leave the apparment to get to work (big meeting), I realized he was wearing a brown and a black shoe (he is stressed). I called him to stop him before he closed the door.
Upsted, he turned and asked “What again ??!”.
I hesitated …. and said “Nothing, bye”.
The fucker has a big meeting - good luck!

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A dead rat

This happened a couple of years ago while I was doing an internship in France. My boss told me he had a meeting, since we shared the same office, I knew this meant I would be alone for a while. That’s when I decided to make myself confortable and let this awful fart out. Well the second the smell started to spread my boss came back into the office saying that the meeting was cancelled. He had a weird look on his face though and said “I think we have a dead rat behind a wall… Ooh that smell!”, while looking at me with a smile…

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new intern

i am proud: i eventually manage an intern (they told me at the last minute).
he arrived today, so i took him around to introduce him to the managers of the floor. before introducing him to the CFO, i warned him: “be careful if your work with him, he is a REAL asshole …”. we enter the office and my CFO goes: “Oh, I see you met my nephew, good.”.
Won’t count on a bonus this year ….

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intern?

on the terrace today, one of the managers asked me how long my internship was. it’s the second time this week. i’ve been with company for 5 years…

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