Because shit happens - to all of us.
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So life sucks for all of you? Why don’t you people get together to share all this stories? Maybe you might find a good friend or even a girlfriend (or boyfriend) who think like you ^^. I have a lot do complain about my life but I’ve always tried not to take it seriously, I just think that whatever happens it’s just necessary, if you never had hard times in life then it means you life really sucks. Try to think about it, how hard it is just mean how strong you gonna get. |
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I’m working like crazy this morning, but bad food last night… So I’m on my computer, music plays loudly in the office, and …. I fart. But not once… Twice, three times, four times, … Don’t care, the music is covering. Or so I thought… I had my earplugs. Forgot that. Shame… |
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I work at Wells Fargo…. need I say more |
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for my last business trip, i had to take a red eye flight. i was lucky to be upgraded, so happy to enjoy the cool seats and sleep flat ! |
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my niece found it funny yesterday evening to put all of her pokemon decals on my neck and face. i didn’t think i would have to use a pumice stone for an hour to get them off. i look super cool for my meeting this morning, i’m red as a tomato. F%&k … |
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This morning I farted in the elevator. I thought it would be a silent one. I was wrong. |
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I have nothing else to do at work this morning than to browse that kind of crappy sites … |
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Today I had a meeting in which I was presenting the marketing plan of my dept for the next quarter. When I asked my assistant “how do i look ?”, she didn’t tell me my fly was open. |
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i arrived in the lunch room today, about 12 people already siting at the table. i’m happy, it’s nice out, and i launch a loud “hello everyone !”. of course, nobody replies to me (besides the cleaning lady). |
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This morning, as my boyfriend was about to leave the apparment to get to work (big meeting), I realized he was wearing a brown and a black shoe (he is stressed). I called him to stop him before he closed the door. |
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This happened a couple of years ago while I was doing an internship in France. My boss told me he had a meeting, since we shared the same office, I knew this meant I would be alone for a while. That’s when I decided to make myself confortable and let this awful fart out. Well the second the smell started to spread my boss came back into the office saying that the meeting was cancelled. He had a weird look on his face though and said “I think we have a dead rat behind a wall… Ooh that smell!”, while looking at me with a smile… |
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i am proud: i eventually manage an intern (they told me at the last minute). |
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on the terrace today, one of the managers asked me how long my internship was. it’s the second time this week. i’ve been with company for 5 years… |
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