My Life Sucks - Big Time … !

Fuck Life. I tried to commit suicide, but the neighbor complained of the gas smell and I freaking got a ticket from the fire department. My landlord then kicks me out. The only thing that died was my dog. Damn, cat lived now I look gay walking around with a white cat. My boss fired me because I smelled of gas the next day. How was I suppose to know when they say they are shutting off the water they really mean it. I’m not going to the gym to take a shower. Really freaking embarrassing when your not blessed with a large one. I even thought about just walking on the train tracks but damn train is always off schedule so I am not going to sit there like some dumbass waiting. I tried to run my car into a tree and all it did was set off my airbag. Fucking liek sucks. Can’t even kill myself properly. Dam America. They should make suicide legal, then it would be easier. Think this is funny. Fuck you. Try cmmiting suicide. It is not freaking easy. They don’t teach you this crap in school. No, they don’t. They teach you stuff like Algebra and who needs that. Show me how to tie a slip not to hang myself stupid fuckigng teachers.