9 years down the toilet

I am married to a wife who provides no sex. In the event we have sex, which is about once every 15 months, she complains about work during the whole thing. That’s right, my wife bitches about work during sex. So any oral sex being performed is being performed by me because her mouth is too busy whining about her female boss or some other jack ass at work. Well the other day while enduring one of our lame sexual encounters she got so busy bitching and complaining she started bitching about her lesbian lover. My pain in the ass wife, who spends all her money on herself and leaves all the bills to me and drives a Mercedes which I pay for is cheating on me with a woman. My life totally sucks. Here is the only upside. At first I felt horrible as though I was such a bad man my wife found real sensitivity in another woman. Then I found out the other woman is a, get this, a professional ‘psychic’ and has long history of conning people. My dumbbell money bags wife has been bank rolling this shyster for over 11 months. I wonder if her psychic friend predicted the divorce papers I served her 2 weeks ago.

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