My Life Sucks - Big Time … !

I had high hope living the life of married man but fate, seems without irony. Being married over 5 years now and ideal woman I married is becoming a perpetually eternal procrastinator. I find that ironic since I was hoping she’d work and I can get out of working full time to go back to study and finish my masters… Oh and the reason she quit her job, she wanted to prepare for having baby. It’s been 3 years since she quit her job and still no baby… Well, my life wouldn’t be so suck if we at least had frequent regular sex to try having baby but I’m married a woman who thinks she’s a virgin mary. Oh, and the rare time we do have sex which is about twice a year she farts in the middle of doing it and that really turns off everything.
I hate my life.