Monthly Archive for July, 2008

long night on a plane …

for my last business trip, i had to take a red eye flight. i was lucky to be upgraded, so happy to enjoy the cool seats and sleep flat !
well, didn’t last: an old cute grandma had the same luck and spent the night next to me …. confusing her seat controls with mine !! every 20mn, she tried to lower or raise her seat, but was actually raising or lowering mine …
Red Eyes deserve their name !

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vibrating bench

my buddy and I were sitting on a wooden bench on a rooftop terrace with two super cute chicks on the other side of the table. my bag was on the bench, between my friend and I.
at some point, my buddy tells me: “dude, i think your phone is vibrating in your bag !”. at this moment, we both saw my phone, on the table.
we all understood in a loud (and very VERY embarrassing) silence that my stomach didn’t put up with the indian food I had earlier …

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Accident

Bra broke on my way to office last summer while hands were busy holding handbag and laptop….OMG, shit!!!!

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Slam!

One time I was severely wronged in an insurance case. I had a van engaged in transportation on a meter basis, and a drive I had employed as a temp made a simple accident, backing into another car. His fault, nothing to do about that. But the car he backed into was a complete rusty wreck, valued at close to nothing (by the insurance company themselves). They fixed the car for about the same price of the value, so the “unlucky” other part got a car in a lot better shape. My part of the payment was quite substantial, so I went to complain. I was complaining that the insurance company approved the claim, even without seeing the car in the repair shop. I usually keep calm, but this guy really pissed me off with his arrogance. When I finally realized I had been screwed and there was nothing to do, I told him something, left his office and went across the hall to leave, and slammed the door shut. It closed with a loud bang, a really impressive exit that I did not expect, as the noise was so loud. But then I was even more surprised, as I found myself in the mens room, as I had taken the wrong door. When I left the mens room again, the insurance man was just laughing at me, while I found the right door to leave the building. Shortly after, I changed all my insurances to a more sensible insurance company.

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When someone tripping isn’t funny

I can’t help but laugh when someone trips. It’s funny!

I was at the movies when I saw a silhouetted figure move across the screen, making his way to the aisle. He tripped! I busted out laughing.

He didn’t get up.

He was having a heart attack. The paramedics came and took him away on a stretcher.

Now, I’m the asshole who laughed at a man who was having a heart attack.

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