My Life Sucks - Big Time … !

when i was young, on a saturday night while my parents were out, i turned on TV to an adult channel, lied down on the living room sofa, and waited for the free porn (”free porn, free porn !!!”) to start.

but i was tired, very tired - and fell asleep.

next thing i know, my parents wake me up laughing at me, my pants are on my knees, and a german couple is having “adult fun” on tv …. life sucks sometimes …!!