yesterday evening we celebrated a new contract with some colleagues. i was soaked in vodka and knackered when i got home, but did my best to not wake up my girlfriend.
that’s how i got through the living room in the dark but walked on the cat, managed my way to the bathroom but banged into the closet door, and finally got to the restroom and peed ….. on the closed toilet seat cover.
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dude ive done that!