I live with my mother and my little brother. Yesterday, they both spent the night with their boyfriend and girlfriend, while I was playing world of warcraft. that was pathetic …… !
Monthly Archive for June, 2008
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I had to do my first orthotics for the NY Marathon. So, I get this very good doctor. He made me a lot of tests, it took an hour. He even filmed me while I was running on a treadmill. Unfortunately, I was not aware that he had to see my entire legs, and not only my feet… I was wearing a leopard printed g-string …. Life sucks. |
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Why does my grandma always have to wait for family reunions to tell me very loudly (she’s almost deaf) in front of everyone that I should hurry up to find someone before my apricot have withered. Love that lovely lonely silent moment …. |
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Sunday, because of a violent pain in my back, I went to the chiropractor. I was so happy I could find someone to work on me on a Sunday. This f****cker massaged me for 5mn and then put me under a kinda warm electric blanket for 45mn and watched the Spain-Italy soccer game, the very game I missed because of my pain ! And of course, charged me $250 for a Sunday consultation …. |
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why are the emails i receive with a subject that says “i have to tell you…” always for penis enlargement and never real secret love letters ?? |
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this morning, there was a good looking girl in the subway and we exchanged a few smiles during the trip. we came out at the same station, so i played cool and ran up the stairs jumping 4 steps at a time. but i missed one … and fell like a big old drunk sea lion … |
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my niece found it funny yesterday evening to put all of her pokemon decals on my neck and face. i didn’t think i would have to use a pumice stone for an hour to get them off. i look super cool for my meeting this morning, i’m red as a tomato. F%&k … |
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by the way, the next day she called me saying that it was wrong and she never would have made out with me if she hadn’t been drunk. |
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Saturday, I finally made out with the girl I’m in love with. I walked her back to her place …. to eventually spend 2 hours holding her hair over the toilet as she was drunk sick. Life sucks …! |
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Yesterday, I slept at my girlfriend’s. After a long shower in the morning, I tumbled singing out loud in the living room, naked. Her mother had arrived to bring us cakes for breakfast. She congratulated me for my voice. Hmmmm……. |
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This morning in sport class, after explaining the rules of a game he made up, the prof turned to me and asked if I understood. I approved. Then in front of the entire class, he laughed: “Well if Peter understood, I guess every body did ?”. Life sucks … |
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Yesterday I lost a crown chewing gum. It was the most expexensive gum ever: $1,200. |
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This morning I farted in the elevator. I thought it would be a silent one. I was wrong. |
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A guy I really like at work, smart, unaccessible, good looking and always well dressed, finally asked me out. |
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I recently found out my spine is slipping down my ass. If that doesn’t suck enough, I have also fractured a vertebrae and have to have pine fusion surgery. I can barely sit or stand without pain and can’t do the simple things like take out my trash or vacuum. The worst part is, I can’t even enjoy the heavy duty pain meds my Doc has put me on. This sucks. At least it isn’t cancer. |
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Everyday I wake up to the same thing. A random chic from the night before. An empty job with little promise. Some where a long the line I lost my identity. I never wanted to be stuck behind a cork wall, let alone strapped to a desk like a ball and chain. Where did it go wrong… |
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Yesterday evening there was a super cute girl in the subway in front of me. I was doing my best to have a cool position and look clever while reading my book - and intermittently smiling at her. First, despite my insistent smiling, she didn’t smile back and i must have looked weird. And then, when I stood up at my station, the “cool Fonzie-type position” had given me pins and needles in my legs and i miserably stumbled to the door …. |
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I went running yesterday evening for an hour. I’ve been passed by 18 girls, that’s one every 3mn. I had troubles breathing. Half of them didn’t even sweat. So much for my pride tonight ….. |
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I’ve lived all my life fearing that the picture someone took of me while I was 8 running naked in a field on a very cold day during a class trip would surface. It did today. On Facebook. And I was tagged. To all of my 300+ friends: life sucks …. |
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I have nothing else to do at work this morning than to browse that kind of crappy sites … |
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