My life sucks

I went through my whole life being rejected. Finally i fall inlove with someone that falls inlove with someone else.
So i completely hated life..And as if things couldnt get worst, i meet a guy at work that ends up being the first guy to give 2 cents bout me, then i realize what a douche he really is but like always girls are attracted to ass’s and i cant let him ( the poisin) go. We end up getting married. The bastard cheats on me. Leaves me with a child. Now we’re getting divorced and i just turned 21. Im living with my parents. I dont feel like an adult. I feel like a 11 yr old girl. I cant run my own life. I cant move out cuz i dont have a job. And even though ive been trying. Nothin seems to work out.

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Wells Fargo

I work at Wells Fargo…. need I say more

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hate my husband

never thought my life wud turn out like this…. everyday i think of getting outta this marriage….been planning since 3 months into it……hate ma life but it has gotten so boring….def. need a vacation without my husband…..def. need some time off/away from him…..imagine getting up everyday for 2 yrs. with \” oh shit!\” being the first thought coming to ur mind..

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I starting to hate my boyfriend

Well we been together for almost 3 years but it feels like a decade. He is so negative he’s always cursing at me when i dont do exactly what he wants, and he wants me to suck his dick everytime we have sex and he know i dont like doing that shit. He told me all he cares about is having sex and that what he lives for. I dont think i want a guy like that he’s a pig and a ass hole i dont know what to do he just gets me so upset were im cant control my emotions and start to throw and break thing around the house. I just got a cd with calming music today and hopefully it can help my anger problem and to get myself back in control of my life. Oh and thanks for reading bye !!!!!!

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I am a dumb@ss

I’m a dubmass..

Times are hard right now.. there hard for me there hard for you, let’s face it there hard for everyone. So when it came time to go on vacation this year I decided that we just couldn’t afford it. No big deal really that’s just the way it is. My wife wouldn’t have it. She HAD to hava a vacation. So we try to take a small enexpensive vacation. My says she’ll pay. That didn’t happne. We get to our destination and I end up paying for everything. Now i CAN’T afford to pay my bills that are comming due. I’m a dumbass for caving in to my Wife, and she’s a Bi#@h.

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Why not me?

I have been handicapping horse racing for twenty years. I’ve gained good knowledge about breeding of excellent horses. My friend that I sit with uses the information I have and makes money every day. I don’t? He tells others that he handicapped the race and came up with the information that I gave him. Why can’t I use my information and make money too? Life sucks!!!

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I absolutely hate my life.

I had high hope living the life of married man but fate, seems without irony. Being married over 5 years now and ideal woman I married is becoming a perpetually eternal procrastinator. I find that ironic since I was hoping she’d work and I can get out of working full time to go back to study and finish my masters… Oh and the reason she quit her job, she wanted to prepare for having baby. It’s been 3 years since she quit her job and still no baby… Well, my life wouldn’t be so suck if we at least had frequent regular sex to try having baby but I’m married a woman who thinks she’s a virgin mary. Oh, and the rare time we do have sex which is about twice a year she farts in the middle of doing it and that really turns off everything.
I hate my life.

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Army Wife

My husband got deployed right after we found out that I was pregnant. I am raising our daughter alone with no help. I am sleep deprived and today when I decided to take a nap for once, I missed my husband on the instant messenger. I can’t get any sleeep and when I try and take a nap I miss the one chance to talk to my husband. Trying to do everything alone is realy hard and I hate it when people say “how is it” How would you be if your Husband or Wife was in another cuntry getting shot at and bombed while you where at home trying to hold things together being a first time mom and running the house hold alone! You wouldn’t be good so stop asking how it is and saying you understand because you don’t unless you have been through it before. Instead pick offer to help and say what can I do or better yet just do something with out being ask. Everyone sends care packages to the soldiers which is awaome, but no one thinks about the single parents back here at home. OUr world just doesn’t stop because our soldier is deployed. A home cooked meal would be nice or mow our yard. Ever try to mow a yard with a 3 week old baby and no one to watch it. IT doesn’t happen. and despite what people think we can’t jsut hire everything done, we aren’t rich!

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long night on a plane …

for my last business trip, i had to take a red eye flight. i was lucky to be upgraded, so happy to enjoy the cool seats and sleep flat !
well, didn’t last: an old cute grandma had the same luck and spent the night next to me …. confusing her seat controls with mine !! every 20mn, she tried to lower or raise her seat, but was actually raising or lowering mine …
Red Eyes deserve their name !

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vibrating bench

my buddy and I were sitting on a wooden bench on a rooftop terrace with two super cute chicks on the other side of the table. my bag was on the bench, between my friend and I.
at some point, my buddy tells me: “dude, i think your phone is vibrating in your bag !”. at this moment, we both saw my phone, on the table.
we all understood in a loud (and very VERY embarrassing) silence that my stomach didn’t put up with the indian food I had earlier …

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Accident

Bra broke on my way to office last summer while hands were busy holding handbag and laptop….OMG, shit!!!!

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Slam!

One time I was severely wronged in an insurance case. I had a van engaged in transportation on a meter basis, and a drive I had employed as a temp made a simple accident, backing into another car. His fault, nothing to do about that. But the car he backed into was a complete rusty wreck, valued at close to nothing (by the insurance company themselves). They fixed the car for about the same price of the value, so the “unlucky” other part got a car in a lot better shape. My part of the payment was quite substantial, so I went to complain. I was complaining that the insurance company approved the claim, even without seeing the car in the repair shop. I usually keep calm, but this guy really pissed me off with his arrogance. When I finally realized I had been screwed and there was nothing to do, I told him something, left his office and went across the hall to leave, and slammed the door shut. It closed with a loud bang, a really impressive exit that I did not expect, as the noise was so loud. But then I was even more surprised, as I found myself in the mens room, as I had taken the wrong door. When I left the mens room again, the insurance man was just laughing at me, while I found the right door to leave the building. Shortly after, I changed all my insurances to a more sensible insurance company.

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When someone tripping isn’t funny

I can’t help but laugh when someone trips. It’s funny!

I was at the movies when I saw a silhouetted figure move across the screen, making his way to the aisle. He tripped! I busted out laughing.

He didn’t get up.

He was having a heart attack. The paramedics came and took him away on a stretcher.

Now, I’m the asshole who laughed at a man who was having a heart attack.

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world of warcraft

I live with my mother and my little brother. Yesterday, they both spent the night with their boyfriend and girlfriend, while I was playing world of warcraft. that was pathetic …… !

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Doctors…

I had to do my first orthotics for the NY Marathon. So, I get this very good doctor. He made me a lot of tests, it took an hour. He even filmed me while I was running on a treadmill. Unfortunately, I was not aware that he had to see my entire legs, and not only my feet… I was wearing a leopard printed g-string …. Life sucks.

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probably

Why does my grandma always have to wait for family reunions to tell me very loudly (she’s almost deaf) in front of everyone that I should hurry up to find someone before my apricot have withered. Love that lovely lonely silent moment ….

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Euro 2008 back pain ….

Sunday, because of a violent pain in my back, I went to the chiropractor. I was so happy I could find someone to work on me on a Sunday. This f****cker massaged me for 5mn and then put me under a kinda warm electric blanket for 45mn and watched the Spain-Italy soccer game, the very game I missed because of my pain ! And of course, charged me $250 for a Sunday consultation ….

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don’t tell anyone

why are the emails i receive with a subject that says “i have to tell you…” always for penis enlargement and never real secret love letters ??

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don’t run

this morning, there was a good looking girl in the subway and we exchanged a few smiles during the trip. we came out at the same station, so i played cool and ran up the stairs jumping 4 steps at a time. but i missed one … and fell like a big old drunk sea lion …

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pokemon face

my niece found it funny yesterday evening to put all of her pokemon decals on my neck and face. i didn’t think i would have to use a pumice stone for an hour to get them off. i look super cool for my meeting this morning, i’m red as a tomato. F%&k …

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